Sunday, May 13, 2012

Handjob, bland job.. I still need a job!

As I mentioned in my last post - I have recently returned to the USA from England.  I am STILL looking for full time work!  Don't worry, I'll find something, soon I hope!  Earlier today, while searching online for *jobs*, I found this video.  It's made me laugh.  And, weirdly, a few minutes later when I signed into Spotify I discovered that a friend of mine (@barnsleysime on twitter - he runs his own online radio station, do check him out!) had JUST listened to this!

The song is called "Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job" by Garfunkle and Oates.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  The lyrics are a scream - and include such gems as "Trying not to go Psycho on your Alfred Hitchcock" *grins*
 

Warning - Explicit Lyrics :D

(This link is for the official video (much better version, but I cannot embed it here) Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job ) Video below is older, not bad but the sound isn't as good!  Do click the link and watch the official vid.  It's so worth it, there's dancing and stuff! x





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xx


Sunday, May 06, 2012

Things I miss..

It's been about three years since I've bothered to blog.  Without going into too much detail, I really didn't have anything positive to say, so I just said nothing. Also, I'm not a writer.  Most of this will probably just sound like a silly woman babbling - which if you know me, is normal :)

My life has changed drastically since 2009 when I started this blog.  It's been a little stressful.  I ended my marriage of 10 years, left England, a country I love dearly and have lived in for the past 10.5 years.. and saddest of all, I left behind my step children and grand children.  Not a day goes by that I don't think about them and wish things had gone differently.  I'm hoping to someday move back, that is my dream :)

And.. I've also realized that I miss a lot of other things that I never thought possible. Like mushy peas!  Oh, I can buy them here - if I want to pay £2.59 a tin! Or McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestives, which I rather liked with my coffee, those would cost me £5.29 for a small package!  I have found HP Fruity Sauce (yum!) at the same store - and recently it's been on clearance - half price, down from £3.99 to £1.99  I now have 4 bottles of it :D



Last night, I went with an old friend of mine to a local so called "British/Irish Pub" here in Battle Creek, Mi.  It's called The Griffin .They did have some British type foods on the menu - Bubble and Squeak, Fish n Chips and Shepherds Pie, but my friend said they were rubbish so I stuck with basic munchies, fried mushrooms and cheese sticks! Tasty!  They also have quite a lot of beers, ales, stouts and bitters (Click to view their Beer & Cigar Menu ) most of which I didn't recognize as I am not a drinker of such ickiness ;)  I stick to the boozier fare, had a couple (5) Cosmopolitans - lovely!  Have you ever tried ordering a Cosmopolitan in a pub back in the UK?  I got a lot of weird blank faces gawping back at me.  The building looks nothing like a British/Irish pub really, and the flags outside puzzled me, so I asked the ever reliable Twitter - and got a two helpful replies.  Ireland: Provincial Flags (via @stevyncolgan ) and Flags of Ireland (via @ewarthale ).  The bartender didn't even know what they were. Thank you boys :)





Where I live now, is kind of in the middle of no where.  Nearest *useful* shop is 4 and a bit miles.  I cannot walk there.  I miss being able to get up and walk to the shop, the butchers, cafe and post office.  I need a car to get anywhere here, even to catch a bus (which I would catch at that store 4 and a bit miles away)!  There really isn't much public transportation anyway.  Yes, there are buses but only in town - they don't travel from town to town.. nor out where I live.  It's very frustrating.  I miss walking.  I know, I could go out and walk in a big one mile circle - but to no where and the scenery isn't that great.

I also very much miss certain shops.  Like Boots ! I've recently found Boots USA but they only sell Boots brand products - which is OK, but what I really miss is the Soap & Glory and Sanctuary Spa products they!  Yeah, I can find Soap & Glory products here at a couple different sites, but it's much more expensive and the selection isn't all that great!  I can't find Sanctuary Spa anywhere here - if anyone knows where I can find it in the USA - DO let me know.  I'm lost without my favorite moisturizer :-/  I am also very much missing everything about Marks & Spencer , particularly the food!

As I said, I am hoping to one day save up and move back - be near the kids.  Until then, I will miss a very special place that has become my home. x